I'm not gonna list their stats. You want to know, you unlock them yourselves.

Tom Fulp: Overall a good character. Basically his strategy is to hit people and only use bombs when necessary.

Dan Paladin: Not my favourite character, but he is pretty good in the specials section. Try and abuse his speed. In other words, try and make enemies hit each other or bosses.

Mike: Not exactly the sturdiest charcter, but with a high special stat, he can sure dish out damage. Just try and make sure that his bombs don't dip below 5. Then you're in trouble.

Lil'Jim: Probably my most favourite character. He has all around stats. You can use one of 2 srategies with him. Either beat the shit out of any enemies and get high combos. Or you can try and make the enemies kill each other by dodging.

Bob: The strongest character in the game. His high vitality means that he can take hits, so don't worry about dodging too much. His speed makes combos hard however, so try and get the enemies close to the wall. I mowed down the Kitty Krew and the Askninscript 3 Point Oh without taking damage.

April Fulp: I suck with April. The only strategy that i can think of is to abuse her speed and make enemies kill each other. Her low health means that she can't afford to take a hit. When versing Stamper and Jeff try and put some distance when attacking since its hard to redirect their attacks. When attacking, try and get them with the tip of your weapon.

I hope this helps. Go defend that Portal!!! ;)

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